FUNERAL ANNOUNCEMENT

FUNERAL ANNOUNCEMENT

Hello, it is with my deepest heartfelt sympathy I want to inform you about the death of our beloved friend and well known Mrs. 2017. She is survived by 12 husbands , 52 children and 365 grand children. The funeral arrangements will take place on Sunday December 31st at 11: 59 pm.
For more information contact Pastor January on phone number 01 01 2018.
However, 2017 family members asked me to inform you that she accidentally died with ALL your problems, sickness, disappointment, backstabbing, fraudulent actions, lack of accountability, frustration, untimely death, shame, disgrace, barrenness, discouragement, failure, and rejection.
Yet, her successor, Mrs. 2018 asked me to inform you that she is going to compensate you with: Long life, good health, abundant blessings, peace, joy, righteousness, promotion, uplifting, breakthrough, knowledge of self, growth, supernatural miracles, wealth and prosperity.

Mrs. 2018 said feel free to share this to all who will be glad to see Mrs. 2017 dead and buried!

Loyal reader Ann sent this to me. She found it on a Facebook post. I’m not sure who the author is but it is certainly not me. Hopefully you will gather what you need from this post and pass it on to someone else. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! If you’re going out tonight, please be responsible with whatever you do!!!

ATTITUDE IS EVERYTHING…

Today is December 12, 2017. December 12th is a date that I’ll remember for a long time. Many years ago I became friends with a gentleman named Keith Harrell. Keith was a motivational speaker all over the country. He spoke about attitude. Keith was billed as of the top motivational speakers in the world. He died in 2010 and has left a great mark on this world. If you ever met him, you’d understand why. I usually post something on his birthday every year and this year is no different. Get you attitude adjusted by him today. Just listen to the above video. Thanks for calling today Vanessa. I thought about you this morning as soon as I remembered that this was Keith’s birthday. He’d be proud that we remembered.